She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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