I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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