I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday