Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?