I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure