HIV tests are more positive than that guy
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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