i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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