I'm lost and stupid without you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
