Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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