Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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