just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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