the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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She bit a glass in half.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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