i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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