Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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