what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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