I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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