I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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