You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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