WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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