Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.