Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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I need you to use more vowels.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on