Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked