Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"