We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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