I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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