a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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