we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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