ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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