is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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