u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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