i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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