I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize