I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?