We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize