This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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