ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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