Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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