I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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