THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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