No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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