I can't watch pbs sober anymore
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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