In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
we're so committed to being not committed
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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