Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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