It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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