I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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