Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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