so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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