Nicole vs. Life
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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