And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
