wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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