I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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