# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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