her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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