This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just want to make out with him forever
I need to sanitize my soul.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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