You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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