Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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