Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
