He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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