Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He has the fingertips of a God
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