shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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