we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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